Things I got blamed for Funny Mother's Day gifts here's a gentle reminder that

here's a gentle reminder that some things are better left unsaid

Keep track of your holiday culinary adventures and the myriad objects you've attempted to stuff over the years

No school seems yet to have figured out that the parent-teacher conference would be a lot more productive if it came with a complimentary shot of tequila

Or do you regularly receive them from your spouse

electricity and global conflict all showed up in the same monthly budget

Things I got blamed for Funny Mother's Day gifts here's a gentle reminder thatWhen the consequences of other people's bad decisions they made all by themselves are inexplicably everyone else's fault this notebook is your shoulder to cry on.